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For those who remember me, it has been quite some time since I have been on here. And I hope that with a little more discipline, I should be making more appearances, at least more than one a year.

Anyway, the curious situation......

There is a young lady I work with. Her name is Rosa. She's originally from Guyana and has been living in the US for the last 15 years. She quite cute. Stands a little over 5 feet tall, long brown hair, and quite a knockout figure. She and I hit it off right away. We were always joking and flirting with each other. It was nothing too risque, just harmless talk.

Well, she tells me last week that she and her family are moving to New York at the end of this week. I said that was sad for me, because I would miss our banter. But, since the move was going to greatly benefit her father, I said I was happy for her and that I hoped she wouldn't miss me too much. She laughed quietly and asked me what time I got off work that day. Luckily we were both off at the same time. When I inquired why, she said she just wanted to have a quick chat with me. I said I would meet her at my car.

The time arrives and she comes up to me in the lot and asks if we can sit in my car and talk a minute. I said sure and unlocked the car so we could chat. As she sat there, about a minute of awkward silence passed between us. I finally asked her if something was wrong and she said no, she was just a little shy about asking me. I asked her to just spit it out, that I would not get mad or laugh or whatever she was afraid of. Then she hits me with...

"I was hoping you could help me not be a virgin before I leave for New York."

I sat there for a second, not really sure what to say. But before I COULD say anything, she leaned forward and kissed me, hard. She grabbed the back of my head and pulled me to her, her tongue thrashing inside my mouth. I have to admit, it has been a while since I met someone who made that sort of bold move without any sort of hint. And she is a damn good kisser. I kind of got lost in that for a minute or two. But, then her hand slid down my chest and began to massage my crotch, making me very hard.

I snapped back for a moment and told her that as much as I was loving this, a public parking lot, in the middle of the day, was probably not the best idea. She slowly pulled back and said she would let me think it over, and we would talk on her last day of work. She would leave time free if I decided to do her this request.

She's almost 20 years my junior and I barely know her. You know when you have that "good angel" and "bad angel" on your shoulder? Well, they are there now.

If you wish to comment on this situation, play one of the angels and tell me what you think.

How my 5 personalities are doing: curiouscurious

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Current Location: in bed
How my 5 personalities are doing: calmcalm

*looks around*

Anyone remember me???

How my 5 personalities are doing: curiouscurious

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV these days. × I own lots of books(A few)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Not yet) I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (As if) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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I know it has been forever since I update, and this isn't really one either.

I have got a new MSN Messenger account.
Any of you that used to talk to me through it, I need your email to get you back on my list.

Just email me your address at ejschlueter@gmail.com

Thanks!!

How about answering some questions (that I stole from domina_lilith

C'mon. Be pals.

1) How did we meet?
2) What does our friendship mean to you and/or bring to your life?
3) What's one thing you'd like to see me, or us, do in the future?
4) What's the most poignant memory we've shared?
5) If you could say/share/teach/give one thing to me, what would it be?

OK,

This show should just be retitled Racism For Dummies.

I was really interested to see this show when I saw the commercials for it. The whole idea of two families living life in the opposite race's skin sounded very intriguing. Jesus, was I duped.

I cannot believe they found these dimwitted parents and put them on TV, unless it was just for the "duh" factor. Both parents spout off this moronic rhetoric about how they see each other. The white guy even says "I can't wait for the first time someone comes up to me as a black man and says 'Hey, nigger!'" He says this THREE FUCKING TIMES!!! The families sit around and explain to each other all the "mannerisms" of each other's race. White people are too inquisitive. Black people don't hug. When sitting, white people sit upright. Blacks on the other hand, slouch and hang loose.

The only bright spot about this show, is that the only ones who seem to have a fucking clue are the two kids. Hopefully, they don't listen to their parents, like most teens don't. Otherwise, these two victims will become just another pair of stereotypes.

I can't believe a show is actually making me this angry. Think I am gonna go back to writing.

How my 5 personalities are doing: angryangry

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You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

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People Iced:Eighteen
Car Bombs Planted:Eighteen
Favorite WeaponShotgun
Arms Broken:Thirty Two
Eyes Gouged:Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off:None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy:Johnny Tight Lips

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